Do you think you know what happiness is? If you have never held a kitten in your arms then your answer should be a firm and uncontested “No.” Kittens have been bringing joy to the entire world for as long as history has even been recorded. For example, did you know that historians can trace the first recorded history of kittens back to Ancient Egypt? Kittens are the perfect explanation for all the amazing accomplishments of the Ancient Egyptians. It would have been impossible to build the Great Pyramids if the Egyptians were unhappy, and since happiness comes from kittens we can make the simple assumption that the Great Pyramids simply would not exist if kittens hadn’t been there to make the Egyptians happy enough to build such amazing examples of ancient architecture.
Just what makes kittens so freaking adorable? The answer can be found by the application of modern math and science. Dr. Megginson has proven that the cuteness and cuddliness of kittens can be found using this equation: Fuzziness plus furriness divided by age, multiplied by the ratio of the size of the eyes to the size of the head. Since kittens have the highest fuzziness and furriness of any animal on Earth, that combination with their large eyes and cute little baby heads makes them scientifically the most adorable animal on Earth.
So if you’re ever feeling like your life just isn’t complete for some reason, go down to your local animal shelter and adopt a kitten! It is a guarantee that your life will improve! If you don’t believe us then try it out for yourself. Pick up your fuzzy little loveball today.