Laurenz Moore, Staff Writer
Laurenz Moore has two eyes, two ears, a mouth, a nose, and a personality like most people. Unlike most people, however, he has an undying and slightly unnerving love for game shows, cartoons, and movies. Being the immature blob he is, Laurenz basically grew around the couch, watching hour after hour of shows he has already seen before, just for the sake of instant gratification. To ensure that his soul isn't permanently sucked into the lifeless abyss of a television screen, Laurenz fills the other gaping voids of his life by going to school, staying at home, and eating out at chain restaurants. Two of his favorite things are being sedentary and eating massive quantities of food. When he’s not feeding, you can find Laurenz in the exact same places, playing video games or binge-using the internet. Speaking of video games and the internet, Laurenz does this too much. After he finishes school, Laurenz plans to move somewhere in the West to either follow his dreams or inevitably fail while doing so. If he doesn't fail, he plans to do something in TV, whether it be writing or otherwise. Success, he claims, should soon follow. Now a senior in high school, Laurenz is only a few days away from the sweet freedom of choosing another school to attend for another four years. This being his second year on the Crimson J, Laurenz looks forward to contributing more articles about the various outlets of media that he chooses to waste his life with.
