Ever have a rainy day and didn’t know what to do with it? Well, I’m here to ease your pain.
Step 1: Shut all the windows in your house and board up the windows (rain, of course, is evil and will melt you with the slightest touch!)
Step 2: Find water resistant material or buy some (your all-important rainy day fund— quickly as not to melt!)
Step 3: Find a very high table or counter (preferable on the top floor— it’ll surely flood)
Step 4: Find a floatable object (especially if you can’t swim)
Step 5: Grab the floatable object and escape the surely flooding building (drowning is dangerous)
Step 6: Make sure you have a few puzzles and batteries maybe even a generator (for those hard core gamers, if you’re not a fan of video games, a nice book should do)
Step 7: Hook up your numerous gaming systems and/or cell phone to the generator
Step 8: Play your games and/or read your book as you wait out the flooding storm (may need floating objects to rest your many systems and the generator on)
Step 9: If (and I mean if) you live, you get to read the school paper again!